Off-Topic Empire

Off-Topic Empire

Thursday 20 November 2008

Off-Topic Empire

So lets make the plans!

Introduction, by Ankou:
OT nation
For several years the land of OT has been in complete anarchy. Bands of viscous trolls roam the countryside, feeding off anyone foolish enough to reply to their taunts, a mysterious plague which spreads verbally has been causing anyone who listens to become carriers comes and goes in short bursts taking out segments of the populace before vanishing again, while lesser memes trap people and confuse them. CMs stalk the wilds trying to enforce some kind order upon the wasteland despite the sheer chaos that ensues., although sometimes their thirst for order ends up destroying legitimate meetings.

Recently however, several denizens have banded together to form a nation that will guard against these evils. This is the OT nation.



Currency: Off-Topic Lulz
100 Lulz

50 Lulz

20 Lulz

10 Lulz

Roles:

Grand Emperor: Velsharoon

Council of Elders:
[DISBANDED]

Secretary:
Of Defence: [VACANT]
Of Smelly Affairs: Farty

Secret State Police:
Head of SSP: Trickery
First Interrogator and Grammar Officer of the Secret State Police: Sandman
Slayer: [VACANT]
Master Detective: Damascus

Temple:
High Priestess of Love: Cottoncandy
High Priestess of the Sunshine: Aiona
Priest of STD & Bad Advice: Cúp

Minister:
Of Interior: Xaana
Of Death & Jokes: Legolaszman
Of Justice: Laminated
Of Elitism: Deí
Of Sound: Dezer
Of Vidyagaemsz: Disc
Of Vertically Challenged People (VCP): Littlegeek
Of Education: Chandelle

Civil Service:
Head of Civil Service: Ankou
City Solicitor: Krakentwo
Master Bouncer: Beelzeboss
Headmaster of the National Archives: Wobby
Court Jester: Artex

Grand Masters:
Grand Master of Architecture and National Development: Nilane
The Mad Scientist: Pigfejs
The Tea Maker: Derisha
Master Herbalist "Smokey McPot": Medley
The Sage: Kaioshina

Font of Obscure Knowledge:
High Master: Utopia

Military:
General of the National Defence Force: Niflhel
Colonel of the National Defence Forces Medical Department: Lokena "The Doc"
General of the Special Operations and Foreign Affairs branch: Rawex
Tactician of the National Defence Force: Kumî
Admiral of the Awesome Fleet: Nosteve
Conscripts: VCPs, Hank
Soldiers: Trolls

Police:
Trolls

Citizens:
Takeel
Kall


Randomly created foundations, leagues, groups, personalities etc:
Catering:
Food Producer: Healtrickz
Coca Cola Producer: Khornate
Water Supplier: Avatars
Shady Dealer: Moxey
J.D.
Beelzeboss
Cute And Furry Creature Protection League (CAFCPL):
Deamonblood
The Anonymous Movement for Unknown Trolls (AMUT):
Arcmos
Party of Emotionally Neglected Obese Retards (PENOR)
Mymoon
Ghetto Therapist:
Apicilus
Chavs:
Synemus
Wanderers:
Lurkers